COMEDY
All the Animals: Ranked (by Comedians)
Leslie Gold
- Dates
- 7–30 Aug 2026
- Time
- 2:40pm · 60min
- Price
- £5
Everybody has opinions about animals. Some of them are funny. We’re going to attempt what Charles Darwin, David Attenborough and the Muppets have never quite managed to do: definitively rank the animals – and have a whale of a time doing it. A panel of not quite tame comedians battle it out to determine the ultimate list of the best (and worst) animals, with an ever-evolving leader board plus animal-themed interactive games. A funny panel-show spin on our furry, feathery, finny friends! From the creator of 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians).
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