COMEDY

All the Animals: Ranked (by Comedians)

Leslie Gold

Venue

Hoots @ Nicolson Square

Dates

7–30 Aug 2026

Time

2:40pm · 60min

Price

£5

Everybody has opinions about animals. Some of them are funny. We’re going to attempt what Charles Darwin, David Attenborough and the Muppets have never quite managed to do: definitively rank the animals – and have a whale of a time doing it. A panel of not quite tame comedians battle it out to determine the ultimate list of the best (and worst) animals, with an ever-evolving leader board plus animal-themed interactive games. A funny panel-show spin on our furry, feathery, finny friends! From the creator of 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians).