THEATRE

B*tch Eat Dog

Melissa Carter

Venue

Greenside @ George Street

Dates

7–29 Aug 2026

Time

10:00pm · 50min

Price

from £12

A new kind of IUD insertion leads to rats being shoved down a cervix. Punch and Judy perform a gender-swapped adaptation of Moby Dick. A tradwife hawks her questionable raw milk wares and ultimately breastfeeds a member of the audience with one of her dozens of pendulous burlap boobs. B*tch Eat Dog is a puppet-filled sketch show that uses classical texts, feminist theory and singing willies to interrogate the gendered ethics of pursuit. The evening is hosted by a well-intentioned white man who flails wildly as his misguided attempts at ally-ship lead to a painful realisation.