MUSICALS & OPERA

Crapp's River

Sacred Heart University Repertory Theatre Company

Venue

Gilded Balloon Patter House

Dates

5–30 Aug 2026

Time

9:15pm · 60min

Price

from £10

Returning after a sold-out run! Your favourite fabulously dysfunctional family is back... but they've taken a wrong turn into Crapp's River! This outrageous, unauthorized musical parody of the beloved Schitt's Creek follows Moira, Johnny, David and Alexis facing their most over-the-top challenge yet: surviving small-town chaos again, but worse! As the town gears up for the Crapp's River Bicentennial Parade, one question looms: who will be crowned Grand Marshal? Relive an original episode featuring original songs, ridiculous plot twists and all the family drama you never knew you needed.