THEATRE

CVNTCLAVE

Arden Fitzroy

Venue

Greenside @ George Street

Dates

7–29 Aug 2026

Time

8:45pm · 60min

Price

from £7

A one-Cardinal-show exploring power, faith, hypocrisy and how much tea that cup can hold before it runneth over. Inspired by the hottest film of recent times: Conclave. But queer(er). During conclave, cardinals are locked inside the Vatican together to elect the next Pope. It's a spiritual gathering. It's not a war – all the fighting has to be invisible. Enter the confessional of Cardinal Cvntvs, who wouldn't dream of plotting to take down his competitors, because Cvntvs' Vatican is definitely not an endless repository of salacious queer drama, petty squabbles and psychosexual, above-tepid rivalries. Nope. This is serious shit.