COMEDY

Emma Holland: The Dog Dies at the Start

Impatient Productions in association with Jubilee Street

Venue

Assembly George Square Studios

Dates

5–30 Aug 2026

Time

9:20pm · 60min

Price

from £9

I told my manager I wanted to write a show about dead dogs, and she said 'oh god' but that's not really my problem, it's her job to market it. This show isn't sad, you will leave feeling good. I promise. Thinking about asking my vet for a refund on the euthanasia just to see what happens. 'Holland is an act in absolute mastery of her craft' ****(Scotsman). 'A whirlwind of comedy, chaos, and charm' **** (ThreeWeeks).