THEATRE

Everyone Sucks Here

The Clemson Players

Venue

Nicolson Square Venues

Dates

7–11 Aug 2026

Time

Times vary · 60min

Price

£7

Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication (or judgment) for their actions, The Clemson Players have created a comic romp through four true stories ripped from the internet. Are these characters guilty of being a**holes? Set up in a game show format, these characters go head-to-head in competition; each show is different as the audience decides winners and losers. Bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag (yes, you read that correctly), make for a rousing episode of Jerk or Justified.