THEATRE

Jellyfish

Blah Blah Productions

Venue

Underbelly, George Square

Dates

5–31 Aug 2026

Time

12:15pm · 60min

Price

from £9

Nova and T have just turned 100 years old – but still look 30. For one day only, the twins host an exclusive interview revealing the secrets behind their eternal youth. Peek into this dystopian daily routine; 4:30am alarms. Red-light therapy. Shock treatments. Botox. Blood transfusions. 20+ supplements. No friends. No fun. Ultimate rule: Don't die. The interviewer's attention turns to the twins' most controversial procedure. As public scrutiny grows, tension rises, secrets surface and their perfect system begins to fail. After all, even jellyfish can be washed ashore.