COMEDY
Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat
Spruce Moose Comedy
- Dates
- 5–17 Aug 2026
- Time
- 12:05pm · 60min
- Price
- from £10
Fringe smash-hit Pirates returns – bigger, louder, and sillier than ever! 'Total joy' ***** (TheWeeReview.com). After a dastardly betrayal, wannabe pirate captain Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his chest and the rum on his chest. Together with first/best/only mate Louie, the pair race against time to hunt for revenge, gold, and bootleg DVDs. Expect action-packed adventure, nautical nonsense and the real* Orlando Bloom. (*not really). 'You laugh so hard your tummy hurts... timbers shivered' **** (AYoungishPerspective.co.uk).
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