THEATRE

The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me

Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions

Venue

ZOO Playground

Dates

7–28 Aug 2026

Time

9:50pm · 60min

Price

from £10

Kat is a sex worker. She's built a business on knowing what men want. Then she meets trans boxer Logan, and falls for the one man who just wants to be friends. But don't worry. Rejection is a puzzle Kat can solve. And boundaries are just a challenge. What's more romantic than refusing to take no for an answer? A darkly funny debut from Catherine Taaffe about refusing to let a no ruin a good love story. It's just like your favourite rom com. Until it's not.