THEATRE

The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me

Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions

Venue

ZOO Playground

Dates

7–30 Aug 2026

Time

9:50pm · 60min

Price

from £10

Kat has it all figured out: a rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment, a clinically tight pussy and a business built on knowing what men want. She's the witchy brunette you hooked up with in college and remember. The downtown art girl you pay to look you in the eye. Until she meets Logan. Masculine. Sexy. A boxer who understands women better than other men. The problem is Logan only wants to be friends. So Kat decides if she can't have him, she'll heal him. And what's more romantic than refusing to take no for answer?