CABARET & VARIETY

Things That Go Eek!

Things That Go Eek

Venue

Underbelly, Cowgate

Dates

27–28 Aug 2026

Time

11:00pm · 70min

Price

£13.50

Six perfect gorgeous talented acts, two freaky hosts, one hot sound technician and lots of silly, risky, boring, sexy, stupid-type art. A night of spoken-word, clowning, burlesque, performance art and other undefinable nonsense. Described by audiences as 'hilarious', 'best variety night in London', 'emotional equivalent of a forehead kiss' and 'honestly, a bit much'. Expect optional audience participation, planned and unplanned nudity and a wholesome bit at the end where we do karaoke. It's about getting the hiccups and having such a good time that a little wee comes out.